Short Funny Quotes
"Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering." --Unknown
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths." --Steven Wright.
Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old. -- Jonathan Swift
"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough." -- Albert Einstein
Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.' - -Unknown
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. -- Harry S. Truman
"Beware of the young doctor and the old barber." ----Benjamin Franklin.
A rich man's joke is always funny." --Unknown
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. -- Unknown
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. -Unknown
In God we trust; all others must pay cash. - -Unknown
If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives. --Unknown
Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. --Unknown
The road to success is always under construction. --Unknown
He who laughs last didn't get it. --Unknown