Words Of Wisdom

"I have learned from experience that the greater part of our happiness or misery depends on our disposition and not on our circumstances."  Martha Washington

Funny Short story#1

An ad in the paper

A very funny short story about an old lady whose husband died and she want to put an ad in the paper about his funeral.

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Funny Short stories#2

Bus 54

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it

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Funny Short story# 3

Wrong Email

It's wise to remember how easily email -- this wonderful technology -- can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.

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Funny Short stories# 4

A Letter To God

A Very Funny story about a an old lady who has no money. Story begins:

A man worked in a post office. His job was to process all mail that  had illegible addresses. One day a letter came to his desk, addressed in shaky handwriting to God. He thought, "I better open  this one and see what it's all about."

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Funny short story# 5

Salary Increase Request

This funny story is about an who sent a letter to his boss asking him to increase his salary!!!.

This is how  he started his letter:

Dear Bo$$ 

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Funny short stories# 6

Why We Live as Long as We Do...

On the first day God created the cow. God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer I will give you a life span of sixty years."

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short Funny stories # 7

 Missing Husband 

This short story about a lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband:

Lady: I lost my Husband
Inspector: What is his height?   Continue

 

 

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Funny Short stories #8

The Sick child and his mother

A child came crying to his  mother and  complained that he has severe stomach-ache. She told him, “It is because your belly is empty. Come and have some food.” The child obeyed.

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