Ad In The Paper
This is
a very funny story about an old lady whose husband died and she want to
put an ad in the paper about his funeral
Story
Begins:
The
local newspaper funeral notice telephone operator received a phone call. A woman
on the other end asked, "How much do funeral notices cost?"
"$5.00 per
word, Ma'am," came the response.
"Good, do you have a paper and pencil handy?"
"Yes, Ma'am."
"OK, write this: 'Fred dead.'"
"I'm sorry, Ma'am; I forgot to tell
you there's a five-word minimum."
"Hmmph," came the reply, "You certainly did forget to tell me that." A
moment of silence. "Got your pencil and paper?"
"Yes, Ma'am."
"OK, print this: 'Fred dead, Cadillac for sale.' "
What is
Spyware?
Spyware
is the most troublesome software to appear on the Internet in recent times. When
spyware infects a computer system, it may be relatively harmless or it may be
devastating.
Spyware
like coolwebsearch and new.net are capable of paralyzing a computersystem.
Laws to regulate spyware are pending in many states and may take years to
enforce.
Spyware
is any software that collects information about
computer usage and/or the computer user. It is installed on one computer and
sends information to another computer. Some spywares like the Weather Bug, Bear
Share and Kazaa are knowingly downloaded and installed by users. Other spyware
is installed without the knowledge or permission of the user.
