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Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody
wants to grow old. -- Jonathan Swift
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Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut
Up.'
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If you want a friend in Washington, get a
dog. -- Harry S. Truman
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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
--Unknown
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Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
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He who laughs last didn't get it.
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In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
--Unknown |
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If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
--Unknown |
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Computers make very fast, very accurate
mistakes. --Unknown
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The road to success is always under construction.--Unknown
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He who laughs
last didn't get it. --Unknown |
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Behind every
successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
--
Groucho Marx |
"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid
of widths." --Steven Wright.
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"Beware of the young doctor and the old barber."
--Benjamin Franklin.
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"Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and
suffering." --Unknown |
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A rich man's joke is always funny."
--Unknown |
"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough."
-- Albert Einstein |
