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Here is a small collection of Short Funny Quotes <\/strong><\/p>\n

\n“Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.<\/span>”\u00a0–Unknown<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\n“A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths<\/span>.” \u00a0–Steven Wright.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\nEverybody wants to live forever, \u00a0but nobody wants to grow old<\/span>.\u00a0— Jonathan Swift<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\n“I never think of the future – it comes soon enough<\/span>.”\u00a0— Albert Einstein<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\nUntil I was 13, I thought my name was ‘Shut Up.’ – –Unknow<\/span><\/strong><\/span>n<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

\nIf you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. — Harry S. Truman<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\n“Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.” \u00a0—-Benjamin Franklin.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

\nA rich man’s joke is always funny.” –Unknown<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

\nThere are no stupid questions, just stupid people.\u00a0—\u00a0Unknown<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\nEverybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.\u00a0-Unknown<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

\nIn God we trust; all others must pay cash.\u00a0– -Unknown<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\nIf there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives. –Unknown<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\nComputers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.\u00a0–Unknown<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\nThe road to success is always under construction.\u00a0–Unknown<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\nHe who laughs last didn’t get it. \u00a0–<\/strong>-Unknown<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

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Here is a small collection of Short Funny Quotes “Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.”\u00a0–Unknown “A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.” \u00a0–Steven Wright. 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