{"id":66,"date":"2010-09-24T05:46:29","date_gmt":"2010-09-24T05:46:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/inspireme.net\/blog\/?p=66"},"modified":"2010-09-24T05:50:47","modified_gmt":"2010-09-24T05:50:47","slug":"quotes-about-computers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.inspireme.net\/blog\/quotes-about-computers\/","title":{"rendered":"Quotes About Computers"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><strong>The problem<\/strong> with troubleshooting is that trouble      shoots back. &#8211;Author Unknown<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>I wish<\/strong> life had an Undo function.\u00a0 &#8211;Author Unknown<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Hardware<\/strong>:\u00a0 the      parts of a computer that can be kicked.\u00a0      &#8211;Jeff Pesis<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Treat <\/strong>your password like your toothbrush.\u00a0 Don&#8217;t let anybody else use it, and get a      new one every six months.\u00a0 -Clifford      Stoll<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Three things<\/strong> are certain: Death, taxes, and lost      data.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Database<\/strong>:\u00a0 the      information you lose when your memory crashes.\u00a0 &#8211;Dave Barry<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>The question<\/strong> of whether computers can think is      just like the question of whether submarines can swim.\u00a0 &#8211;Edsger W. Dijkstra<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Never let<\/strong> a computer know you&#8217;re in a hurry.\u00a0 &#8211;Author Unknown<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Rebooting<\/strong> is a wonder drug &#8211; it fixes almost      everything.\u00a0 &#8211;Garrett Hazel,<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Computers<\/strong> are useless. They can only give you      answers. &#8211;Pablo Picasso<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>In a few minutes <\/strong>a computer can make a mistake so      great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it.\u00a0 &#8211;Author Unknown<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Computers<\/strong> have lots of memory but no imagination.\u00a0 &#8211;Author Unknown<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>Computers<\/strong> make it easier to do a lot of things, but      most of the things they make it easier to do don&#8217;t need to be done.\u00a0 &#8211;Andy Rooney<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>The grea<\/strong>t thing about a computer notebook is that      no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn&#8217;t get bigger or heavier.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back. &#8211;Author Unknown I wish life had an Undo function.\u00a0 &#8211;Author Unknown Hardware:\u00a0 the parts of a computer that can be kicked.\u00a0 &#8211;Jeff Pesis Treat your password like your toothbrush.\u00a0 Don&#8217;t let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.\u00a0 -Clifford Stoll Three things are certain: Death, taxes,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v15.2.1 - 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