{"id":763,"date":"2012-03-23T05:26:37","date_gmt":"2012-03-23T05:26:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.inspireme.net\/blog\/?p=763"},"modified":"2012-03-23T05:26:37","modified_gmt":"2012-03-23T05:26:37","slug":"farmer-funny-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.inspireme.net\/blog\/farmer-funny-story\/","title":{"rendered":"The Old Farmer &#8211; Funny Story"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An old farmer had owned a large farm for many years, he had a huge man-made pond out back with a beautiful picnic area,<\/p>\n<p>For years it was the perfect place to unwind or hold a family get together. As the farmer grew older, his &#8220;Oasis&#8221; was used less and less.<\/p>\n<p>\nIt eventually became the local swimming hole and while his neighbors occasionally took advantage of the pond, he rarely made an appearance.<\/p>\n<p>\nOne evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, he hadn&#8217;t been there in a while and felt the urge to pay a visit to check on things.<\/p>\n<p>\nAs he neared the pond, he heard loud playful voices giggling and laughing.<\/p>\n<p>\nAs he came closer he was astonished to see that a bunch of young women had decided to skinny dip in his pond.<\/p>\n<p>\nHe made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.<\/p>\n<p>\nOne of the women shouted to him, &#8220;We&#8217;re not coming out until you leave!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\nThe old man replied, &#8220;I didn&#8217;t come down here to watch you ladies swim or make you get out of the pond, I&#8217;m here to feed the alligator.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An old farmer had owned a large farm for many years, he had a huge man-made pond out back with a beautiful picnic area, For years it was the perfect place to unwind or hold a family get together. 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