Obstacles in our Path

In ancient times, a king had a boulder placed on a roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of the king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by and simply walked around it. Many loudly blamed the king for not keeping the roads clear, but none did anything about getting the stone out of the way. Then a peasant came along carrying a load of vegetables.

 On approaching the boulder, the peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the stone to the side of the road. After much pushing and straining, he finally succeeded. As the peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed a purse lying in the road where the boulder had been.

 The purse contained many gold coins and a note from the king indicating that the gold was for the person who removed the boulder from the roadway. The peasant learned what many others never understand.

   

Moral Of the Story:

 Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve one's condition.

 

Ad In The Paper

This is a very funny story about an old lady whose husband died and she want to put an ad in the paper about his funeral. 

Story Begins: 

   

The local newspaper funeral notice telephone operator received a phone call. A woman on the other end asked, "How much do funeral notices cost?" 

"$5.00 per word, Ma'am," came the response. 

"Good, do you have a paper and pencil handy?" 

"Yes, Ma'am." 

"OK, write this: 'Fred dead.'" 

"I'm sorry, Ma'am; I forgot to tell you there's a five-word minimum." 

"Hmmph," came the reply, "You certainly did forget to tell me that." A moment of silence. "Got your pencil and paper?" 

"Yes, Ma'am." 

"OK, print this: 'Fred dead, Cadillac for sale.' "