Short Funny Quotes

Here is a small collection of Short Funny Quotes

"Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering." --Unknown

"A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths."  --Steven Wright.

Everybody wants to live forever,  but nobody wants to grow old. -- Jonathan Swift

"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough." -- Albert Einstein

Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.' - -Unknown

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. -- Harry S. Truman

"Beware of the young doctor and the old barber."  ----Benjamin Franklin.

A rich man's joke is always funny." --Unknown

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. -- Unknown

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. -Unknown

In God we trust; all others must pay cash. - -Unknown

If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives. --Unknown

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. --Unknown

The road to success is always under construction. --Unknown

He who laughs last didn't get it.  --Unknown