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Short Funny Quotes

Here is a small collection of Short Funny Quotes “Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.” –Unknown “A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths.”  –Steven Wright. Everybody wants to live forever,  but nobody wants to grow old. — Jonathan Swift “I never think of the future – it comes soon enough.” — Albert Einstein Until I was 13, I thought my name was ‘Shut Up.’ – –Unknown If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. — […]

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