Quotes About Computers

  • The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back. –Author Unknown
  • I wish life had an Undo function.  –Author Unknown
  • Hardware:  the parts of a computer that can be kicked.  –Jeff Pesis
  • Treat your password like your toothbrush.  Don’t let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.  -Clifford Stoll
  • Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data.
  • Database:  the information you lose when your memory crashes.  –Dave Barry
  • The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of whether submarines can swim.  –Edsger W. Dijkstra
  • Never let a computer know you’re in a hurry.  –Author Unknown
  • Rebooting is a wonder drug – it fixes almost everything.  –Garrett Hazel,
  • Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. –Pablo Picasso
  • In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it.  –Author Unknown
  • Computers have lots of memory but no imagination.  –Author Unknown
  • Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.  –Andy Rooney
  • The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn’t get bigger or heavier.

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